insane in the membrane {ed. 2}

It's that time again... You know, that time where you start speaking in a foreign tongue that has not been established as a language by a linguist at random intervals, having your little sister pull you down the tile hallway instead of walking because it "stretches the hamstrings" total lie, btw. I just am finding alternatives to walking. Totes fun, if I might add. and softly humming Justin Bieber's "Boyfriend" every night as you sleep because it give you that warm feeling in you tummy like when you were five.

WAIT. You're meaning to tell me you don't do that when you are feeling a little lot of loopy?!

*nervous laugh* Hahahahaha, yeah.. Me neither! Whomever would do that is a bonaifde lunatic who needs to find a home in the loony-bin! HAHAHAHA.... Not me... Hahaha...

ANYWHO! To release some crrrrraaazzzy steam here is part deux of this wacky post.

Say the last part in Harry's voice.It makes this picture that much more enjoyable and true!

Wait for it.... AHH! There it is! You two would have never worked. Obvi.

That song of hers is ridiculously over-played and depressing. BUT this makes me hate the song less and giggle.

A-TO-THA-MEN!

Excpt mine doesn't have the frame.. It is that barren.

She had all of our blood boiling. Evil fiend disguised in a pink frou-frou get out of Harry's life!

My final warning to all of you.

*Shiver*

...and if it's not I pray I will have the self control to  not harm those in my vicinity.

The girl sitting next to them: "what chuu doing to da baby? Shoot, you gonna hurt him! I ain't playin with chuu, cut it out!"

i'm done. sorry.

I knew that they all had a sense of humor! The history books just like to focus on the wars and debt and other irrelevant things. Let's focus on the jokes they told! Can I get an amen?!? CAN I GET AN AMEN?!? ...hello? Is anyone there?

Don't even try to say you have not done any of these. DON'T EVEN TRY.

The purpose of this is to give you the push you need to begin training uber hard for the Zombie Apocalypse... Yeah, the P-90X might hurt now but you'll be thanking me later when they aren't eating your liver and slurping your brain juice! Too much?

Never noticed until now.It all makes so much sense now...

 This had me going for a solid 3 minutes... Imagine it. Laugh, go on... Don't feel bad. Hard fruits hitting faces is HILARIOUS! Didn't you know?

Another U2 joke.. I just got myself stuck in a moment that I couldn't get out of! What can I say?! Swoooosh! Another U2 joke! Can you spot it? I'm too funny, too 

funny! not really...

I hope these made you giggle even slightly as much as they did to me... Because I sounded like a choking Alfalfa when I saw these! Not a pretty sight/sound, I tell you.