this is what yolo really means

i think we've all lost what it means to really live.

mean people are... mean.

It's 8:26 a.m.
The phone rings. It says Liberty Middle School, my sister's school.
Now I am confused....
Is she hurt?
Is she in trouble?
Did they catch her smuggling in poodles from the black market?
Did she pretend she was on Pretty Little Liars and flirt with her teacher?
and the worst fear:
**Did she get bit by a rabis-infested, human hunting rabbit and begin biting all of her schoolmates, taking all prisoner?

Jordan's happy voice rings over the phone, "Em, can you bring me shorts and a shirt?"
Me: "Why? Did you get dress-coded?!"
Jordan: (said in a quiet, sad voice) "No, just  please. And fast."

Have you ever seen an elephant and a chocolate lab galloping in the Mid-West?
I know you all have and I can guarentee you were all 62% confused and 28% enthralled.
This, my friends, was like seeing an elephant and a chocolate lab galloping in the Mid-West. I was so confused, but man oh man, I was so enthralled as to why.

I drive in a very cautious, law-abiding and police-friendly manner (hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah) and go into the office to see my sweet little sister looking perfectly normal, now I am really confused...

I ask her why she is changing and she replies: "Nothing is wrong Em! It's cool!" Her voice sounded strong and confident, but I see right through her. I heard the slight crack in her voice. I know her too well. There is something wrong... She is putting up a strong suit for the other kids in the office.

As we walk out of the office I force her into telling me why and here is where my heart dropped.
"The other kids told me I looked ugly in my dress. They were making fun of me and said I looked stupid. I couldn't take it."

and then all i saw was red..... (now I know how Dr. Banner feels when he is trying to not turn into the Hulk)

I am fiercely protective of my siblings. My family always tells me I am such a "Momma Bear" because I let no one mess with them, and if someone is daring enough to cross the line I will be daring enough to through them back to where they came from. I am quite proud of it, actually. My moniker is going to come in handy when I have children of my own, that's for sure...

Why are kids so mean nowadays? Goodness gracious! What happened to the Golden Rule?!

YOU ARE MEANING TO TELL ME THAT SHE IS UGLY?!?!?!?!?!? woooooo-ee buddy boy, you better check your facts.

So next time you are tempted to pick on someone based on their looks, remember the wise words of Dieter F. Utchdorf: "STOP IT."

Please and thank you., unless you want this Momma Bear to unleash her madness on you.

**One thing I was happy about was the fact that she was clear of all bunny bite marks. PHEW! She is rabis free!

Coming Clean:

I have some things to admit.

 You know how things work here. We're all friends, we don't judge, we have open minds.

Ke$ha has been my biggest fan during finals week. This song has been my pump-up jam before I take a final.

I don't know how you do it, Ke$ha, but somehow your words radiate to my soul...

(My favorite part is when she commands us to "go insane, go insane. throw some glitter, make it rain on 'em!!!")

I have been far too distracted by my nails the past two days. Every time I get bored of studying, I just stare at the glitter for fifteen minutes and BAM! I am ready to study again!

Preeeeetttttyyy collllloooooorssss.

I have a new-found crush on Dr. Dre.

Don't ask questions. Just admire.

I almost wept sweet, sweet tears last night when Lara and I watched Mean Girls.

I hadn't seen it in so long, yet I knew every.single.line. I even knew the pauses and song entrances. Kind of embarrassing you say? NO. KIND OF AWESOME!

Go on, give into temptation, stop studying for finals for a bit and watch this and say the lines along with me.

youknowyouwantto.

And my last confession of the day (which is the one I am the most ashamed of...)

is that for thirty miuntes this afternoon **I was distraught due to the fact the lady at Subway got my order wrong.

Seriously Subway? You lied to me. You told me I could have it MY WAY. And you lied, YOU LIED TO ME.

** I promise that I normally do not let that phase me, but I become an animal come final time. Word to the wise: stay clear.