happy thursday! {ed. 8}

SO WERE YOU AS FLOORED AS ME?!? Wait, why are you looking at me like that.. You don't remember about the Kim Zoliack-Biermann hair reveal!
OH THE HORROR!
I don't know if our relationship will heal from this... I thought you would care about something important to me.. But whatev. Come pick up your stuff; I'll throw it in a cardboard box and leave it on the front porch.
I.don't.even.want.to.see.your.face.
Sorry, sometimes I run off on tangents...
Well for those of you who had a legitimate excuse (such as having a dying dog or choking on asparagus) as to why you didn't watch her show, I will give you the mercy medal and show you the huge surprise! (that mercy medal is awarded very rarely in my life, feel privileged... Very privileged.)
Drum roll please.......

 Crrrraaaaazyyy! 

Personally, I like the no-wig look... But enough about hair. This ain't no hair salon! This is a classy, mature blog where we talk about important issues! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Back to the scheduled programming:

Current Female Crush(es):

Aunt Frances and Jet Owens (From Practical Magic)

This is one of my favorite movies of all time! I am a sucker for any movies related to witches, especially when they take place on the East coast (Can you say Hocus Pocus?! HEY-YO!) They are the coolest aunts, EVER! When Sally and Gillian moved into their house they said the following line:

"In this house ... we have chocolate cake for breakfast. And we never bother with silly little things like bedtimes or brushing our teeth."

How awesome is that?!?!? I don't know if I would be cool with the non-enforcement of teeth brushing, but chocolate cake for breakfast is any gals dream!

Current Male Crush:

Julian Morris

He plays the resident hottie doctor on Pretty Little Liars. And he is British. And he loves literature. Need I say more? Excuse me while I wipe my drool... Sigggghhhh.

Current Tune:

Young, Dumb and In Love By Mat Kearney.

Mat is my absolute favorite. When I saw him in concert in February in Salt Lake so many of my life's dreams came to life. This song embodies so many amazing memories. I hope this gets you in a happy, dance-y place like it does for me :)

Current Quote:

He said it best. Like always.

Happy Thursday!

p.s. I hope your dog is okay and you have learned your lesson about stuffing your face with more asparagus than you can handle...