How a 2 year old de-stresses:

With the arrival of the triplets two years ago came an abundance of knowledge. The Cutillo Clan are now experts in that which regards any-survival skill and or emergency situation. If you want to learn for yourself go on down to the multiple supermarket and pick up your own! But before you do, here are a couple of things we've learned along the way from Jack, Sam and Carly. You know, to just warn you before you dive into the realm that few get out of: TRIPLET ZONE! DUN.DUN.DUN!

-How to change 3 diapers in 1:30 flat. Your skillz become sharpened like you'd never believe.

-How to turn a room full of blood curdling screams into a cove of serenity and come out slightly unscathed. It's a work in progress...

-How to scarf down an entire meal in 5 minutes. They are so divalicous and demanding of my attention! Geez louise!

-How to make someone burst into immense amounts of laughter all with one move of the facial muscle. Is my face really THAT funny?! Should I be offended or something?!

-How to decipher toddle-talk into a coherent language. I swear it is more difficult than Mandarin.

-How to dance to the music in Nick Jr with a smile on. Probably my toughest area because I am SUCH a music critic. Children music is included.

-How to become an expert in the horse-trollop-while-a-child-is-on-your-shoulders. The ultimate test of endurance and physical fitness. 

Just recently, Miss Carly Christina taught me a valuable life lesson. The Cutillo Clan's resident "Big Man on Campus" coming in at a whoppin' 3 feet 8 inches and 36 pounds of all muscle, Jack, decided to pick a fight with Carly because she was playing with his trucks. I am serious you guys, I was genuinely afraid of his reaction. It was kind of like how Charlie Sheen would react if you broke into his stash of Tiger Blood. **Yeah, that bad.

But instead of reacting like a crazed lunatic that had something illegal running through her veins she took the high road, sat down, laughed and played with blocks. Teaching me that when life gets rocky, to go away and enjoy the little things.

**After a brief stint baby rehab time out Jack has emerged a new man, anger free and all.. hahahahahahahahaha. Wishful thinking.