This is Not a Basis for Judging Me...

You do not truly know me unless you know this one thing: other people's mishaps amuse me a little bit a lot. Whenever I am at a social gathering I insist on obtaining a computer/laptop/any technologically advanced item that can project a video to show off my favorite videos of the innocent suffering at the hand of fate. I know what you’re thinking… “this girl is a bona fide lunatic!” Well I hate to burst your bubble, but you are late to the party with that one.

If you cannot handle the fact that I laugh mercilessly at these poor civilians, then I am sorry- we’re just going to have to break up.

Here are just a few in my collection:

This one is a personal favorite. So quick, so effortless. Pure beauty in pain form.

I wish I had been here to witness this hilarious act in person... If only.

And finally...

Now that you know this about me there is no need to run in the other direction and hide. Take it as a compliment that I am willing to share this sadistic secret with you.

You're welcome.

love, love, love.